Happy Wednesday

ºBest Friends Listen to what you dont sayº
- **Samantha Norman**

"People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is!"
- Sent by Ali Nitka

*Don't ever be afraid to come to me ~n~ cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me ~n~ the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber your my girl ~n~ we gotta keep it real*
(That ones for my Girl Nikki....I luv ya!) By: Ashley Upchurch Dedicated to :Nikki Otermat

"Friendship is like a violin; the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever."

A team of archaeologists

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance:

1. A dog
2. A donkey
3. A shovel
4. A fish
5. A Star of David

They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings.

The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for companionship. To prove this statement you can see that the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them." "Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that they had a famine that hit the earth whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews." The audience applauded enthusiastically and the President smiled and said, "I'm glad to see that you are all in full agreement with our interpretations."

Suddenly a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "I object to every word. The explanation of what the writings say is quite simple. First of all, everyone knows that Hebrews don't read from left to right, but from right to left... Now, look at the markings...

It now says: "'Holy Mackerel, dig the ass on that bitch!'"

Keeping An Eye Out For The Doctor

John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye when he was cleaning it. He was worried at first, but after calling his doctor and learning he probably won't get sick, he ordered another and soon forgot about it.

He arrived for his annual proctology exam on time, and was soon called into the doctor's examining room. After undressing, John follows his instructions and bends over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he took a peek up the man's butt was hisglass eye staring right back at him!

"You know John," said the doctor, "you're really going to have to learn to trust me."

So tired

I will probably to go bed early tonight. I'm so tired and getting sleepy. I've been so busy cleaning the house and running some errands today. My hubby is playing poker and watching horror movies on TV. I don't really like it so I told him I'm going to bed before him.

A Marriage Made In Heaven

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.
A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get arried in Heaven. To his suprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?"
With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"

Car floor mats

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Honk if you love Jesus

I was sitting behind a car at a stop light the other day and I noticed that it had a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love Jesus". So I thought about it a bit and since I loved Jesus, I honked my horn. I was very suprised when the driver of the car got out and yelled, "The light is still red you asshole!!!!" got back in the car and drove off through the light which had just turned green.

Get your water damage repaired

A couple of months ago, we have one of those unexpected events that was a real nightmare. The toilet in our master bedroom overflowed and by the time I noticed, there was water all over the bathroom, closet and most of our master bedroom. I couldn’t believe how much carpeting, padding, walls, flooring and our personal items were wet and damaged. For anyone that has a water damage problem with in their home or business should visit a website called WEBSITE. This is for people who have Water Damage Orange County and need an experienced professional to get the water damage repairs done properly and timely.

Had fun

I went out for a walk this afternoon with Rachel. It was such a nice and warm day today. Rachel was having fun strolling and we stop at the park and watch the kids playing. She love watching kids playing and I let her walk at the park and she just laugh and laugh. It was really fun watching her walking and trying to run with the kids around.

Personal Snack-urity System

Me and my hubby usually have a midnight snack. Lately his been complaining about gaining some weight. While I was browsing on the internet, I found this website called FridgeLocker.com. When I visited their site I’m thinking this would be a great present for my hubby for this coming holiday. This Fridge Locker will keep him away from stealing all the food in the fridge. The Fridge Locker is a small cage that you use for storing your own private food. If you want to know more about this product, check out this website, www.FridgeLocker.com and see if you like them as much as I do.

"Mothman Prophecies" review

We watched a Richard Gere movie called "Mothman Prophecies". It started out as a very intriguing movie for the first half or so. But, then they really overdid the concept of a being from another dimension was contacting Richard Gere's character and other people in the movie and warning them about future events where people would be hurt or killed. One prediction was a little spooky for us because it was about a plane crash in Denver that had 99 passengers and all were killed. Anyway, they had the "Mothman" talking in a garbled voice that was really hard if not sometimes impossible to understand. The movie was just a little too frantic for me and simply not very believable at all. So, if you like a movie with unintelligible dialogue, unexplained happenings and a predictable ending, then check this movie out. Otherwise, I will warn you not to waste your time watching it.

$8 Prescription Zenni Glasses

For this coming holiday, I wanted to have a new eyeglasses. I found this website called zennioptical.com. They have a great variety of holiday fun eyeglasses that starts at $8 Prescription Zenni Glasses. While I was browsing on their website, I saw some new arrivals that looked really nice to me.

Enjoy life

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Where to get your rain barrel

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Trading Strategies

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Difference between "somebody you Love" and "somebody you Like"

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster
But in front of the person you like, you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring
But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.

In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your mind
But in front of the person you like, you can.

In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy
But in front of the person you like, you can show your own self.

You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love
But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.

When the one you love is crying, you cry with them
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.

The feeling of love starts from the eye
But the feeling of like starts from the ear.

So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is cover your ears.
But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever ...

Good source for college degree programs

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